Let's rewind about 5 years to set the scene:

I'm running along, minding my own (and only a few other people's, I swear!) business, playing soccer with my friends about three times a week, when out of nowhere Tiger Woods shoots me in the heel with a golf ball.  And it was a long drive.  That ball had some speed on it.  (Dude is *accurate*.)  I'm ( Read more... )